1. If you are ever on a game-show and asked the following:

    What Is The Best Way To Compliment A Woman?

    a) “I fancy your sister.”

    b) “You smell like a new car.”

    c) “You don’t sweat a lot for a fat lass.”

    d) “You look like you’ve lost weight.”

    you better respond with a gigantic fuck you and storm the fuck out, I swear to god.

    1 year ago  /  1 note

    1. likeapitcherofwater said: Right?! (also really uncomfortable that there was an opportunity to choose between ‘dogs’ and ‘dictators’ as a topic. That was grotesque)
    2. singyoursight posted this